My name's Jordine-Rae Willow Devereau.
Cuddle lover, pirate & vampire enthusiast & your general sarcastic Twat.

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"If you liked being a teenager, there’s something really wrong with you."
Stephen King (via observando)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

thecookiecosplayer:
looks like my ride is here


“We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.”—John C. Moffi 
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  • Me: do you like rough sex
  • Them: yeah lip biting is great
  • Me: no you don't understand

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joshmarmozets:

Piano. 
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